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My full name is John ‘Jake’ Kimmel Tannery.

I’m a self-proclaimed nerd, being into things such as roleplaying games, Star Wars, computers, etc. I’ve been told I have a dry sense of humor and that I often sound way beyond my years, which I guess is a good thing. I’m a huge literature fan, both writing and reading.  I hate almost all things that most teenagers are into(It took my friends forever to make me sign up on the lovely Facebook). I’m a stereotype-defier.

I’m big into clothes, and have recently discovered that cool t-shirts = awesome.

I’ve got a long torso and short legs, and I like skinny jeans and Converse. I own black high tops, baby.

I’d rather stay inside and write or read or blog or something rather than get all sweaty. I hate sweat. Exercise? No.

Apple fanboy? All the way. I’d rather stuff my mouth full of dirt than say one good thing about Microsoft. Shudder.

I’m 5 feet and 7 inches tall. And growing.

I like music, and dabble in guitar. I’m getting rather good at the Omnichord. Look it up, because I don’t wanna find the link right now.

Theology fascinates me.

I’ve got a two personalities, really. I can be happy and cheerful and excited and over-the-top, or I can be quiet and thoughtful and not say much at all. Maybe it’s hormones. Or something.

I’ve got a little project going on in the world of YouTube, in which I am attempting to do a daily-ish video blog covering my writing over the summer. If you are interested, check it out.

I am a champion procrastinator. Someone should give me a medal.

And that’s really all you need to know about me.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. If you’d like to contact me, my email is here:


  1. Emerald Bentley permalink
    June 14, 2010 5:42 pm

    Awesome Jake. It’s totally you.

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